What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:22
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
This galaxy cluster has mysterious cosmic tendrils over 200,000 light-years long (image) - Space
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Powerful solar telescope unveils ultra-fine magnetic 'curtains' on the sun's surface - Space
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
No go.
A closer look at the striking metamorphosis of Tyrese Haliburton - NBA
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Heroes of the Storm Live Patch Notes - June 2, 2025 - Blizzard News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the best AI for interior designers?
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
White House Walks Back U.S.-Built LNG Carrier Ambitions - The Maritime Executive
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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